Collection Of Comedic 'This is Not My Cat' Moments

Have you ever just had a cat randomly appear out of nowhere in your home? Maybe your car? Maybe your porch…wherever it might be one thing is for certain… you have been CHOSEN. 

Yup, the cat has chosen and there for you now own a cat! The users of the subreddit group r/notmycat might now this all too well, as they upload adorable and downright funny experiences of their own. 

We just can’t get enough of these funny cats! Whether they are in malfunction mood or writing fun poetry on twitter! 

Well, enough about that. Let’s see some cats! 

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Roof - Since our cat won't use it - we seem to have a new tenant. Petsfit

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Cat - ... 18m Soo..took a nap on sofa. Don't Own A Cat. I Guess I Do Now. Like לן Comment

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Cat - My neighbor's cat drops by every once in a while to stick his head through the window and scream at my cat cat

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Fur - Neighbours cat sneaks in and nabs a spot on the bed, My (cat) Pudding was not happy about it.

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Cat - Posted by u/GroundbreakingLine3 8 days ago My brother owns a cat. He came home last week to find this little lady playing on his couch. This is not his cat.

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Floor - This is Oscar. He lives next door but he likes our treats

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Photography - Good evening, Terry from next door. I see you have worked out the cat flap, installed primarily for your nemesis (the cat who actually lives here and belongs to us). Ulandi

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Text - Make yourself at home why don't you made a bed for my cat in the one spot of the house which gets winter sun .... Came home to this... NOT MY CAT!

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Cat - I can hear her screaming through the window

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Vehicle - I hear noises coming from my car, look over and see this. Not my cat.

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White - This cat keeps staring me down through the doors. It's not my cat.

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Grass - Every day, she comes by at around 11 AM, sleeps till 5 PM, then leaves. Not my cat.

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Room - When I bought this bag for my mum she said that cats would love it (she doesn't have any cats any more). 12 hrs later her neighbour cat adopted it, so I created this picture for her. How to materialize a cat out of thin air in three easy steps:

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Black - Left the backdoor open and this pudding wanders in for a cuddle. It's not my cat.

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Felidae - We planted cat nip in our garden this year. This is not my cat. i.imgur.com/OPKIW8... C

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Photography - Our neighbor's cat acts very dramatic if we don't immediately let her inside.

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Table - My neighbor's cat likes the bird-flavored water we have.

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Cat - Apparently neighbour kitty knows how cat doors work...and now this couch is rightfully hers.

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Cat - Not my cat but also 100% my cat now

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Product - I own two cats... we seem to have a spare.

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Cat - This is my bathroom, but... that is not my cat

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Room - Notmycat sure is getting cozy, he just wandered in and started exploring the place.

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Furniture - This is my living room. I don't own a cat. Cat Picture

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Chonkers Who Sit Like Tired Old Men (20 Pics)

When you think of cats, you think of majestic and elegant beauty, do you not? Well, there are definitely cats that are elegant and graceful, most cats actually are both without trying at all. 

Then, there are cats like this… Adorable chonkers who make us do a double-take. Sitting as if they’re people, and even wearing a human expression, we can’t help but feel a little confused when looking at these images. 

Overall, we do like the images and have decided to be on the hunt for even more cats sitting like so. It has brought us a great deal of happiness. (Honestly, we like an any exposing a cat’s fluffy soft belly)

Sit free, cats of the world! Don’t let society tell you what’s acceptable! 

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Redditors Reveal How They Accidentally Conditioned Their Pet

Oops! Turns out, animals are pretty intelligent animals and by reinforcing positive attributes, such as treats, they will likely do it again. For the treat, not for you. 

An AskReddit thread by user shoonpo, asked the community to share what they have accidentally conditioned their pets to do. The results? Gold, as always. 

Now we would like from you, our fellow readers! Is there something you’ve accidentally conditioned your pet to do? Share it with us in the comments below! 

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Text - Posted by u/shoonpo 1 day ago 3 4 2 What have you accidentally conditioned your pet to do?

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Text - Kayleiighm 35.0k points · 1 day ago 3 When I was little I would constantly carry around one of my cats, Feist. Since my hands were full with her I would use one of her outstretched paws to turn on lights whenever we entered a room. Now the little bastard switches them on and off for fun.

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Text - dipdipbeantot 31.6k points · 1 day ago Our cat had impacted anal glands for awhile. We had to bribe him with treats for him to let us look to make sure he was doing alright. 2 Now when he wants a treat he comes up and sticks his butt in our face.

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Text - bb_or_not_bb 29.2k points · 1 day ago My niece loves to FaceTime my mom to talk to her dog. When the dog was a puppy, my mom used to pull her onto her lap when she would get FaceTimed. Now the dog is 80 lbs and will jump in your lap if your phone or tablet starts making the default FaceTime ring.

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Text - C8H10N402Addiction 26.7k points · 1 day ago I picked my kitten up a few times to kill some spiders up high for me. So now whenever I pick her up she looks up at the ceiling and looks for spiders.

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Text - tstock415 26.1k points · 1 day ago My dog knew he would always get some ice to chew when I went to the fridge so any time he heard the ice machine on the fridge start he would come running in. Once he became deaf he would feel the vibrations in the floor from it and knew it was ice time!

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Text - aquickcupofcoffee 24.1k points · 1 day ago I take baths with my cat by letting her float in a plastic box. I keep the box in my closet. I only started doing this about a month ago, but now when I turn the bathwater on she runs to the closet and jumps in her box.

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Text - Pile_Of_Cats 26.1k points · 1 day ago 2 Somewhere along the way, my dog learned 'get your toy' means to pick up his nearest toy. I didn't purposely train him to do it, but it's good for when he's about to leave one of them outside and I want him to bring it in. If there's no toy around and I say this he'll grab the nearest soft thing, usually some piece of clothing laying around. One time he tried to pick up the cat.

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Text - FiendishLobster 23.8k points 1 day ago I would playfully grab (not hard, really light) my dog's snout whenever we're playing. He somehow figured out it's my favorite thing to do when ever he comes over to me. So now, everytime he senses that I'm upset or sees that I'm crying, he would come up to me and gently put his snout in my hand.

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Text - Nocoolnamesleft10 22.4k points · 1 day ago I conditioned my cats to use the scratching post with treats and pets and lots of

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Text - not-whoyouthink 20.1k points · 1 day ago · edited 19 hours ago Every morning when I wake up I rub my dog's belly. Now whenever I say good morning she will lay on her back for belly scratches.

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Text - theothersoul 16.1k points · 1 day ago After my roomate got a cat, my dog answers to

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Text - spaceship4parakeet 15.9k points · 1 day ago The budgie had a broken leg in a little splint. He would climb to the roof of his cage with just his beak and good leg, then let go of his beak and hang by one leg then just stare at me. He knew I would stick my hand in and he could just fall off into my hand. He only did this when I was around because I was the only one who would stick my hand in.

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Text - gallanttalent 13.9k points · 1 day ago If he hears me on the phone with my sister it's automatically time for a walk. We usually chat when I take him out and he is now very aware of that. Also outside clothes and putting on makeup means I'm going out probably without him. If I take my backpack- I won't be back until after work (he's happy that hasn't happened in awhile)

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Text - rooroopup 2.1k points · 1 day ago My dog recently realized that when I put a mask on it's time for a walk muphies__law 1.3k points · 1 day ago Mine too! She used to just get excited when it was a jacket, sneakers and ball-cap, but now she sees that mask and it is W ALKIES.

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Text - notlisapizza 12.9k points · 1 day ago · edited 17 hours ago my cat drinks out of a glass on my nightstand rather than a bowl. a couple of years ago, she was having some pretty serious dental issues (all fixed now), and was being reluctant to eat and drink. she had always wanted to drink out of the water cup i had for myself, and at that point i just wanted her to drink anything, so i let her. that was my mistake and now she refuses to drink out of a bowl on the ground, and will only drink

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Text - FretfulMemo7 12.2k points · 1 day ago My wife and I have pretty set sleep schedules during the week. If we stay up later on the weekend or w/e, our dog gets VERY huffy/offended and will sigh passive-aggressively at us until we go upstairs to bed. Oh, and if one of his bowls is empty he licks it (also passive- aggressively) and then makes direct eye contact.

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Text - VeryAgitatedEngineer 11.0k points 1 day ago My cat meows twice (like

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Text - Sonja_Blu 10.0k points · 1 day ago I talk to myself constantly so my cat thinks it's normal to walk 12 around making chatty noises all the time. If he's awake, he's talking. I think it's adorable but it drives my husband nuts, which has resulted in my husband yelling at him a lot (don't worry, the cat doesn't get upset). Now the cat thinks that's just how my husband talks, so whenever he sees him he yells at him really loudly in order to imitate him. My husband will walk in the room and m

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Time To Take In The Weekly Dose Of Cute (#95)

It’s Tuesday and we’re just glad it’s no longer Monday! Every Tuesday you can count on us to deliver you the cutest pics and vids circulating the web! Isn’t that a comforting thought? We think so, too. 

With your cuteness prescription, you never have to wait in line or ask for a refill because we’ll always have you covered! 

Get ready because this week is the cutest week yet (just like last week’s)! We’ve got the pics and vids to turn you into a pile of mush!

1. “How to surreptitiously stretch within reach of kisses”

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2. “Rainbow Birds”

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3. “Elephant kiddo thought human is not able to swim and tries to save him”

4. “Duck percussionist going nuts!”

5. “Many toys are fun, but this lovely sea otter is not greedy.”

6. “After having a tooth out today my cat decided to use her fish dinner as false teeth”

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7. “An albino mother kangaroo with an albino baby roo”

8. “My cabbages!”

9. “A panda sitting in a pool twiddling its legs”

10. “A dog named Jasmine was a ‘surrogate mother’ to over 50 rescued animals; including puppies, foxes, 4 badger cubs, 15 chicks, 8 guinea pigs, 15 rabbits, a deer and a goose. She nursed each with affection, taking care of them as soon as they arrived.”

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11. “Flowery Pitbull”

12. “This is how our blind cat, Aldous, “sees” when he goes out on our balcony.”

13. “What an absolute machine!!”

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14. “Nothing will stop this old boye from going for a swim”

15. “So cute”

16. “Hogwarts letter finally arrived”

17. “Little leaf cutter bee waking up in her tiny leaf bed ”

18. “Sleeping squirrels”

19. “Coorie has to touch and explore everything with her tongue”

20. “Meet Sydney, a male umbrella cockatoo socializing with Vet Hospital Staff”

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Zoo Welcomes Birth Of Endangered Of Two Red Panda Cubs

Congratulations to Erie Zoo, Pennsylvania, for welcoming the birth of two critically endangered red panda cubs! 

On August 6th, 2020,  Erie Zoo announced that their two adult pandas, Pumori and Delilah, have welcomed their first litter! One male cub and one female cub had been born. Currently in the care of animal specialists after staff members noticed the cubs were “failing to gain weight naturally.” 

In the video, we see the zoo’s veterinarian P.J. Polumbo nursing the four-week-old cubs. 

“They are doing extremely well,” the spokesperson said during the cubs’ unveiling on Facebook. “They did just open their eyes within the last week.”

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